Sunday, January 27, 2008

DONT POKE DA BEAR


DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS DONT POKE THE BEARS

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE

HL2 Portal Credit song - Still ALive

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

Sunday, January 20, 2008

WARNING: HATE RANT

WARNING THIS IS A HATE RANT PLEASE DO NOT READ IF UR A WHINY MINOR!!!!
IF YOU DO READ THIS YOUR VIEW ABOUT MAY CHANGE ..... ALOT!!
































































































































































Well without further adieu i present to you my hate rant : )

Lets begin midly..... Firstly i like to say something about my weight. Althou im not sensitive about it i fucking hate it when some fucking retard tells me about it. If its a friendly concern about my health go ahead i take it but if its some fucking insult u can go fucking suck on ur own fucking dick for fuck sake. Sure fat is ugly.... sure it wont get me chicks.... SURE THE HELL I KNOW ABOUT THAT ALREADY SO WHY NOT FUCKIGN DONT TELL ME ABOUT IT ALREADY

more over i hate 4 kinds of things
1stly is people who tell me SHIT i already am doing like dieting....Fuck like i dun want get thin like that.
2ndly i like doing things my pace and fuck u if u think im not doing it at all cuz i will admit if i am not doing anything at all
3rdly i hate bitches who ask me the same question twice when i already explain. I dont mind if i explained it not well or blur. Or ur a blur person and u have problem understand that i will accept but what we talking now is when i say something perfectly clear with no error whatsoever u ask me again for the sake of fucking asking it : )
4thly i hate is..... something private : ) so im not saying it here


And also i hate threats....fucking hate them: )

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Liberi Fatali / Fateful Children

Wake up from your dream, my children.
There is no cradle.
Wake up from your dreams, fated children.
The dream is not going.

Arise.
Discover the truth of the Garden.

Burn with truth
Scorch the world of evil.
Burn with truth
Set fire to the world of darkness.

Goodbye, children,
From the days of destiny.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Fake Wings

Shine bright morning light
Now in the air the spring is coming
Sweet blowing wind
Singing down the hills and valleys
Keep your eyes on me
Now we're on the edge of hell
Dear my love, sweet morning light
Wait for me, you've gone much farther, too far

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Zombie Holocaust

Ive been having dreams about a zombie holocaust more and more often nowadays.
So i thought i might put a list of things to do for those of u who are least likely to survive such an event and just make more zombies for me to kill : D

Well firstly if a zombie apocalypse happens and u want to survive it, first u have

1:Make sure it really is one before anything else without putting ur self in danger.
2:Secure a Valid perimeter to ensure u have time to think about what next.
3:Secure food and water supplies but more importantly shelter.
4:Dump all sentimentality out the window because its about survival now.
Examples : your best friend or close member of the family just died or became a zombie, dont stone there and cry. Run or Aim for the head.
5: Sharp LONG pointy things that are solid and can be used to pierce the skull to hit da brain is your best friend.
6: Your next best friend is ofcourse fire arms, but its rather scarce being in a peaceful country like malaysia .
7: For those who never used a fire arm before , dont whine do something and try to shoot. But just try not to shoot ur self in the leg : D ****AIM FOR THE HEAD
8: Beware of insane people that you will meet because if it really happens everyones sanity gonna be at its limits.
9: SECURE plentiful ammounts of food and water for being in malaysia , due to all natural means and pray thanks that no mutation happens, the zombies will rot or die off fast enough.
10: Wait for shit to happen or steal a car and drive around

Saturday, January 5, 2008

2nd day of school

ZOMG WRITING ON THE 2nd DAY OF SCHOOL IS SUCH A SIN!!! ITS LIKE w00T WORK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WTFZOMGZORZ

Thursday, January 3, 2008

wee new class

W00t new class im in 3 cempaka now :D and i have a new HOBBY :D!!!

well melinda wants me to blog about well hi melinda i blogged about you weee :D!!!

Kay now on towards my hobby. My new hobbies are thinking of ways to make the guy called Zhou Liang suffer : ) so im sharing 10 ways with u all even thou they are rather simple

1:Punch him the in face
2:Beat him with a stick
3:Whack him with the books im gonna get tomorrow
4:Break his fingers
5:Stab his tongue
6:Poke his eye out with my thumb
7:Suffocate him with the rubbish bag
8:Relocate his shoulder bones
9:Break his legs
10:Just plain push him off the 3rd floor

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Golly holidays

went for a count down at curve :D!!

And now i shall list a thank yous :D

Firstly thanks to travis for making my first cd event 30% sucky
Then secondly 20% to the bastard spraying me for making it annoying
Also 40% to the Shogun for making my lunch worthwhile
Lastly 10% to the hot and cute chicks around...well for being hot and cute :D Eye candy never hurt anyone XD

Also watched Avp2 which i thought was okay if u know the story ~~
Some said it was boring and sucked cuz they probably dont remember the first one or never seen the game before ~~

Then i also fixed a handphone , help some aunty and stoned for a couple of hours in a public place. Woopy f*cking doo sure love holidays : ) next year im so not going curve anymore